Too old to die young.
Friday I saw my shrink. My shrink who is retiring in August. She thinks I’m depressed and that this is probably not a life phase and maybe my B12 is deficient (which she only thought of because I’m a...
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Dear Jay & Sapphire,
Yesterday was a snow day. April 15th. A snow day. Despite the fact we were having a blizzard, Wes chose to go to school. Madison chose to stay home. I started cipralex Sunday night and I don’t know if...
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I’m having a really hard time with this whole poetry deal. I find it incredibly frustrating. Right now I’m reading Collected Poems 1947-1997 by Allen Ginsberg more or less one poem every time I go to...
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“You are capable of tremendous creativity.”
Blake fucking ditched me today for a hot tub! He worked in the city all week this week which meant he didn’t get home before 8pm ALL week and I go to bed at 8:30 or 9pm. Then last night? Bachelor party...
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Saturday morning, Blake and I went to Cora’s for breakfast, as has been our tradition for the last few weeks, and on our way back, Blake asked if I minded if we stopped in at the Hyundai dealership...
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So much for my summer plans….
1st use. Madison opened the umbrella to read a book on the porch. There was a wind gust but she says not a strong one and it wasn’t a windy day but it blew the umbrella and this was the result. Bought...
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Devil Car 666
I was not okay yesterday and I’m barely okay today. When shit’s blowing up (this car shit + the table breaking and the roof leaking all in one day) and I’m already depressed and struggling to maintain...
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Life Ain’t a Track Meet, It’s a Marathon
Holy fuck, where do I even begin? I guess I’ll begin by saying that if you don’t follow me on Instagram or Twitter, you’re probably missing a lot and will continue to miss a lot because honestly I’m...
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Hi. So yesterday was my last appointment with my shrink and it was pretty weird because there was no emotion, for either of us, and I didn’t really have anything to talk to her about because nothing’s...
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I have had a blank WordPress page open since like, the 18th, with this title. And I haven’t posted anything with this title or written the post that was to go along with this title because I’m not sure...
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Yeah, I’d rather be a hippy than a hipster, what!?
Well, I *was* gonna show you a picture of this cool, old, US army truck that’s parked like a sculpture near my house but my gallery program doesn’t seem to want me to upload anything to it for some...
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Everything has been super crazy lately and today is my only day “off” between now and next Sunday, with some of those days working multiple times per day to cover people for US Thanksgiving-related...
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No and I don’t know.
Yesterday was Touched By Fire. I finished work at noon and had between then and 3:30pm to roll enough joints for the night, figure out where to eat, co-ordinate all this with my mom and get myself...
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2.5 Hours ‘Til Work
I kinda like working on Saturdays now, where before I used to dread it and referred to it as “a marathon, not a sprint” because it was just me vs. thousands of unhappy people for 9 hours but now during...
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WordPress Ate My San Francisco Post…
…long story short, I put as much faith in WordPress to save when I tell it to, as I do LiveJournal, and that was a big mistake. So San Francisco. The reasons I went to San Francisco are the following:...
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“Throw away the radio, suitcase keeps you awake Hide the telephone, the telephone Telephone, in case you realize That some days, you’re just not okay You’ll level off, you’ll level off, you’ll level...
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Warts & All: The Whole Story
Madison moved out in May. She’s my daughter. She’s 17. She’s decided that the best way to rebel against us is to become an independent, responsible adult, so she lives at the beach now and checks in...
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COMMISSIONS OPEN!
COMMISSION ME! (Details here!) Commissions fund my spring/summer art/therapy project! (Details here!) Follow me on Instagram and Twitter! @SunnyCrittenden
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